"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." (Unknown)
"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." (Ubie Blake)
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed." (Anthony Powell)
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." (Sir Norman Wisdom)
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." (Daniel Francois Esprit Auber)
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." (Leo Rosenberg)
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." (Jennifer Yane)
"They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." (Malcolm Cowley)
"It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen." (Brigitte Bardot)
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." (Jack Benny)
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." (Charles Schultz)
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed." (Anthony Powell)
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body." (Unknown)
"If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes." (Euripides)
"Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age." (Richard Armour)
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." (Golda Meir)
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." (Jerry M. Wright)
"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." (H. V. Prochnow)
Men
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." (Unkown)"Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." (C.E.M. Joad)
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." (Unknown)
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." (Robert Frost)
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." (George Bernard Shaw)
"Youth is a disease from which we all recover." (Dorothy Fulheim)
"If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes." (Euripides)
Middle Age
"Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever." (Don Marquis)"Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net."
(Franklin Pierce Adams)
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms." (Georges Clemenceau)
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed." (Anthony Powell)
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." (Chili Davis)
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." (Jennifer Yane)
"At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage." (John Andrew Holmes)
"Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you." (Bennett Cerf)
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