One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. (Oscar Wilde)
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. (Erich Segal)
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
When love is not madness, it is not love. (Pedro Calderon de la Barca)
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? (H. L. Mencken)
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult. (Anonymous)
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. (Groucho Marx)
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
(Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz' Peanuts comic)
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. (Steve Martin)
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. (Rita Rudner)
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache. (Mae West)
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends. (Anonymous)
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. (George Sanders)
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Rita Rudner)
There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce. (Norman Mailer)
One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love. (Elizabeth Aston)
You never really know a man until you have divorced him. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. (Mae West)
I love to shop after a bad relationship. ... Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. (Rita Rudner)
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. (Robert Frost)
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen.
But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. (Anonymous)
The best thing about me is you. (Shannon Crown)
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
(Bill Wilson - disputed)
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be. (Anonymous)
Love is a game that two can play and both win. (Eva Gabor)
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. (Anonymous)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. (H. L. Mencken)
If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will. (Anonymous)
The love in your heart
Wasn't put there to stay.
Love isn't love till you give it away. (Reba McEntire)
Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one to make your dreams come true. ( Anonymous)
Love is being stupid together. (Paul Valery)
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt. (Anonymous)
What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice. (Charles Baudelaire)
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman ought to know. (Jeanne Bourgeois)
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. (Woodrow Wyatt)
Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me? (Oscar Hammerstein II - Cinderella)
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. (James C. Dobson)
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. (Rose Franken)
There is no remedy for love but to love more. (Henry David Thoreau)
I love you more than yesterday, less than tomorrow. (Edmond Rostand)
Love doesn't make the world go 'round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. (Franklin P. Jones)
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom. (Anonymous)
Love is not a matter of counting the years, but making the years count. (Michele St. Amand)
Life is the flower for which love is the honey. (Victor Hugo)
When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. (Robert Fulghum.)
All mankind love a lover. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. (Jules Renard)
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. (Woody Allen)
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. (Mark Overby)
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. (Dr. Seuss)
Love is loving what your lover loves. (Anonymous)
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question. (Lily Tomlin)
Love is a grave mental disease. (Plato)
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. (Albert Einstein)
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